real hot girl sh*t

real hot girl sh*t

Regular price $20.00
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*in case of bathroom emergency*

smells like: watermelon + mint

description: everybody poops.  including hot girls (and boys).  easier to light than your favorite flavored hookah, leave the bathroom smelling like a sweet summer breeze, not a hot mess.

use: light on arrival.  best enjoyed during summer, but good every season.

materials: premium sustainable virgin soy coconut blend wax, phthalate free fragrance oil

burn time: 5-7 hours per ounce (7 oz candle)

our process: all of our candles are hand-poured in small batches. after pouring, they will need at least a week cure time to ensure the wax and scent have set properly before shipping.  please allow 1-2 weeks for order processing. 

this is a pre-order item: order processing will begin once the pre-order window has closed.